A story about David Sedaris
When I met David Sedaris he thought I was straight.
It is damn near impossible to fake funny, smart, and nice. You might get one or two, but not the trifecta. I want to meet him so I can steal his moves.
The dinner conversation would kind of have to be fabulous. This guy created some of the greatest characters, and personally wrote some of the most memorable dialog, in television & movie history. Not just recent history, either, but the whole of it.